finding-amanda:


Is Mickey making Swiss Cheese with his dick?

OMG

wut. realy…wut.

finding-amanda:

Is Mickey making Swiss Cheese with his dick?

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OMG

wut. realy…wut.

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hentaiviewer666:

i googled pussy snorkel
i got a pussy snorkel

hentaiviewer666:

i googled pussy snorkel

i got a pussy snorkel

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happilyhealthyy:

ghdos:

That escalated quickly.

the combination of watching this and the music im listening too almost made me cry

happilyhealthyy:

ghdos:

That escalated quickly.

the combination of watching this and the music im listening too almost made me cry

muffintop-less:

CLEAN EATING SWEET & SOUR CHICKEN
Ingredients:
1/3 cup low-sodium soy sauce
2 tbsp raw honey
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 tsp fresh ginger, grated
1/4 tsp crushed red pepper flakes
1 1/4 lb boneless, skinless chicken breasts (about 4 breasts), chopped into 1-inch pieces
1 medium red bell pepper, cut into 1-inch chunks (about 1 cup)
1 medium green bell pepper, cut into 1-inch chunks (about 1 cup)
1 small yellow onion, chopped (about 3/4 cup)
1/2 fresh pineapple, cut into 1-inch cubes (about 1 3/4 cups)
12 sprigs fresh cilantro, chopped (about 1/4 cup)
1 1/2 cups cooked brown rice, optional
Instructions:
In a small bowl, whisk together soy sauce, honey, garlic, ginger and pepper flakes. Place chicken in a large shallow dish. Pour soy sauce mixture over chicken, tossing gently. Cover and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes or up to 8 hours.
Heat a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add chicken and marinade and sauté for 5 minutes or until chicken is cooked through. Add bell peppers and onion and cook for 5 minutes or until vegetables are slightly tender. Add pineapple and cook for 2 more minutes. Sprinkle with cilantro and serve immediately over rice for a complete meal, if desired.
Recipe found HERE

muffintop-less:

CLEAN EATING SWEET & SOUR CHICKEN

Ingredients:

  • 1/3 cup low-sodium soy sauce
  • 2 tbsp raw honey
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 tsp fresh ginger, grated
  • 1/4 tsp crushed red pepper flakes
  • 1 1/4 lb boneless, skinless chicken breasts (about 4 breasts), chopped into 1-inch pieces
  • 1 medium red bell pepper, cut into 1-inch chunks (about 1 cup)
  • 1 medium green bell pepper, cut into 1-inch chunks (about 1 cup)
  • 1 small yellow onion, chopped (about 3/4 cup)
  • 1/2 fresh pineapple, cut into 1-inch cubes (about 1 3/4 cups)
  • 12 sprigs fresh cilantro, chopped (about 1/4 cup)
  • 1 1/2 cups cooked brown rice, optional

Instructions:

  1. In a small bowl, whisk together soy sauce, honey, garlic, ginger and pepper flakes. Place chicken in a large shallow dish. Pour soy sauce mixture over chicken, tossing gently. Cover and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes or up to 8 hours.
  2. Heat a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add chicken and marinade and sauté for 5 minutes or until chicken is cooked through. Add bell peppers and onion and cook for 5 minutes or until vegetables are slightly tender. Add pineapple and cook for 2 more minutes. Sprinkle with cilantro and serve immediately over rice for a complete meal, if desired.

Recipe found HERE

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Thats nasty…

Thats nasty…

(Source: biglilkim, via etherealpussy)

Wtf?

Wtf?

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kristinamariex3xx:

shanzell:

Frozen Yogurt Peanut Butter Banana Cream pie (recipe)

HOLYYYY SHIT !!! HAHAHA !
MHMMMMMM !!

kristinamariex3xx:

shanzell:

Frozen Yogurt Peanut Butter Banana Cream pie (recipe)

HOLYYYY SHIT !!! HAHAHA !

MHMMMMMM !!

heyfunniest:

My dorm got in trouble for our wifi names… they’re threatening to shut down our internet if we don’t change them.

heyfunniest:

My dorm got in trouble for our wifi names… they’re threatening to shut down our internet if we don’t change them.

(via slowlydyingofabrokenheart)

society: are you under 100 lbs?
girl: no, but im happy.
society: is your hair down to your ass?
girl: no, but im happy.
society: do you have huge boobs?
girl: no, but.
society: do you have a perfect smile?
girl: no, but.
society: do you have a flawless face?
girl: no.
society: Do you realize how ugly you are?
society: Do you realize that no one wants you?
society: Do you realize you're stupid?
society: Where did you go?
society: Have you commited suicide?
society: Omg, no, she was so beautiful, and special, and loved, she will be missed so much, society is so ugly, why did she have to go?